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Dienstag, 10. Dezember 2002, 13:51

George Bush.: Condi! Nice to see you. What\'s
happening?
Condoleeza Rice.: Sir, I have the report here about
the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That\'s what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That\'s what I\'m telling you.
George B.: That\'s what I\'m asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow\'s name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya\' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I\'m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I\'m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That\'s the man\'s name.
George B.: That\'s who\'s name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name
of the new leader
of
China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he was in the
Middle
East.
Condoleeza R.: That\'s correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of
the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don\'t want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,
too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East.

8-)