Nehmt Euch in acht vor Panda-Bären:[hr]
A panda bear enters a restaurant and orders a meal. After finishing the meal the panda bear pulls a gun, shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. The enraged restaurant manager rushes after the bear and shouts: \'Why did you kill the waiter?\'. The panda bear replies: \'Read me up in the dictionary !\'
So the manager returns to the restaurant, opens a dictionary and under the word Panda Bear he finds: \'eats shoots and leaves\'.